I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I’ll always think of him fondly, as an asshole.
― Carrie Bradshaw (via abigaillhelen)

Aug 01 0:38 with 592 notes


today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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Aug 01 0:37 with 290,774 notes
For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don’t enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the chances are that you’re not going to be very happy. If someone bases his happiness or unhappiness on major events like a great new job, huge amounts of money, a flawlessly happy marriage or a trip to Paris, that person isn’t going to be happy much of the time. If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
― Andy Rooney  (via harukimuracallme)

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Aug 01 0:34 with 7,263 notes
The scariest moment is always just before you start.
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